VKN:  How are you keeping warm at my mother's house?

MFJ:  I am keeping warm by keeping sheep in two of the three bedrooms. At night, when the temperature falls, I remove some of the sheep from their rooms and take them into bed with me. I keep spare sheep because some sheep have escaped and some have died; I want to be sure to always have one or two on hand. I have once been in bed with a sheep that has died, and it is just as chilly as having no sheep at all.

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