Someone said I should post these. On January 1, 2012, I woke up and read an email that said the shed in back yard of the house I’m living in had blown off its base. By the time I got outside to look, it was halfway up the hill to the front yard. Fifteen minutes later it was in the front yard and the wind was brisk in its work to blow it into the street. I flagged a passerby down and had him call the police. We held the shed against the wind until they showed up, and we pushed it back down the hill and, yeah, tied it to a tree so it wouldn’t blow away again. It didn’t. It’s still there in the yard. What do you do with an upside down shed?