I am in Singapore. It is unexpectedly cozy here.

The best phrase ever was invented by Nicholson Baker. It is: dozing boobies.

You can order deer penis at a restaurant in the Vivo Mall. You can eat your deer penis in plush chairs shaped like giant hands. The Singaporean murder mystery playing in theaters right now is not very good, but the water cake, the zui kueh, is delicious.

So many pretty smiles from people who want to sell me food.