Phone call to my step-dad’s cell phone after two calls to my mom’s cell (and one to her fixed line) went unanswered:
Ed: Yello.
Me: Hey, is my mom there?
Ed: Yeeeeaaaap.
Me: Can you…. tell her to call me?
Ed: Yeeeeaaaap. Is it urgent?
Me: What do you mean?
Ed: Well. She’s eating right now.
Me: Oh, well. I mean, she drunk dialed me last night… and she’s supposed to be sober… so I guess, just, um, whenever she wants to hear about that, she can call me back.
Ed: Alrighty, I’ll let her know.
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