I’ve been busy socializing (including screaming at my Chinese landlady), which, after months of not socializing, has put a crimp in my blogging. Plus: I’m being secretive at the moment for a few reasons. 

Please feel free to send in content to pick up the slack. Anything will be considered: Fart jokes, fishing stories, recipes involving hawthorn, or pictures of toes (preferably female, but tidy men’s toes might pass mustard (sic)).

I will be in four different US States tomorrow, only two of which border each other.

This is a picture of me and a poodle.